saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless, via thefuuuucomics)

"If you’re going to stay, stay forever. If you’re going to leave, then do it today. If you’re going to change, change for the better. And if you’re going to talk, make sure you mean what you say."

If I stay (via lacemeuptighter)

(via destinys-father)

fawnbabe:

well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors

respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised

calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you

(via distantghosts)

thehopefulhopeless:

give me hickeys and tell me what you don’t tell anyone else

(via callingmebackagain)

pajamaben:

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

(via callingmebackagain)

trait:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

(via crunchier)

pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

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my brother left because there was no room on the chair

(via callingmebackagain)

"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

(Source: maxerica, via callingmebackagain)