tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via departured)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

cool beans

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(via thefuuuucomics)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via hate)

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

report this blog

(via drinking)

iamaneggplant:

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One of the BEST YouTube comments

(via niecol)

"I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is."

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The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

(via paulineway)

(Source: dolly-lungs, via swayocean)

ianre-d:

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

Do you ever realize you’ve been an adult for 2 years and you have no money

(via str0ng-love)

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via sex)