thehopefulhopeless:

give me hickeys and tell me what you don’t tell anyone else

(via callingmebackagain)

pajamaben:

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

(via callingmebackagain)

trait:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

(via crunchier)

pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

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my brother left because there was no room on the chair

(via callingmebackagain)

"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

(Source: makoraa, via callingmebackagain)

slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

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(Source: clannyphantom, via callingmebackagain)

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

(via callingmebackagain)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn, via callingmebackagain)